The Reeeek of the Riting Center

There are several things I could whine about several people. Thus far, in my career as a blogger, I have avoided such nasty entries due to the rude response they trigger. For my buddy Dallin, I will make an exception. Note: He is well aware of these criticisms...
Item 1: Wax apples- stick to the locally grown brands. The process they go through is much more pure. Take it from someone who worked in a plant.
Item 2: Who eats meat like it's going out of style? What kind of a person likes the flavor of bacon with their tuna?
Item 3: Captain America- Batman is better. He could kick Captain America's trash.
Item 4: Name tag ignorance. The real question is, does Dallin not wear his name tag to rebel against the Writing Center norms, or is it because he doesn't want the chics to know his name?
Item 5: Cynicism (as much as we all adore Dallin's humor). It went out of style with tweed and Heath Ledger.
Item 6: Oranges are nutritious, but what self respecting, lazy-to-their-guts college student takes the time and energy to peel them? Ok, on occasion this work is justified, however, on a daily basis...pushing it.