Friday, March 13, 2009

The Anti-Facebook Club's Constitution

OK. Take note- I did join Facebook but out of obligation more than choice. Yes, some people in this world have taken Facebook to the extreme and made it their only reliable form of communication.
The Constitution of Anti Facebook People
This is our declaration against Facebook. As stalwart warriors paddling upstream in a river of Facebook pollution, we refuse to make our friends into trophies, participate in cyber popularity contests, and define our world by how much money we make off of Mafia Wars. This federation is designed to take a stand against conformity in all its forms. Comparable to the HIV virus sweeping Africa and the obesity infecting America, Facebook has become the pathetic new excuse for claim on connection with the rest of the world. Our hearts go out to those few, floundering souls who feel as if they are alone- friendless in their lack of Facebook. This solitude could be due to the fact that they are not officially any one's friend. To be official, one needs the "friend status" of Facebook.

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